The Fourth Ten. Top Ten Reasons We Didn't Post a List

1. We ate some bad fish.
2. They apparently don't write themselves
3. Why do today what can be done never
4. Nasty cheese grater accident
5. We ate the dog's homework
6. Too busy counting the days till 12-21-2012
7. Making tinfoil hats for number 6
8. You don't know us...you don't know nothing bout us!
9. We were running from the pimps
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