The Sixth Ten. People You Would Bite/Eat if You Were a Zombie.

1. Kirk Cameron - (Eat) I would follow it with a banana :)
2. Christopher Walken - (Bite) First off, "The Walken Dead" is a great pun.  Second I'd love to hear that zombie.  “Hey.  Like. Arrr Growll, guys”
3. Robert Smith - (Bite) because he would be an awesome Zombie, and the zombies will need entertainment. 
4. George A Romero - (Bite) for the pure poetry of it.
5. Obama and Romney - (Bite) Zombie in the White House, they couldn't do worse.
6. Fred Phelps - (Eat) cause fuck that guy, that's why.
7. Jeffery Steingarten - (Eat) a fitting end for the author of "The man who ate everything"
8. Rob Zombie - (Bite) Rob Zombie zombie!
9. Neil DeGrasse Tyson - (Bite) Zombie science FTW!
10. M. Night Shymalan - (Eat) Secret twist ending...I’m not a zombie at all, and M. Night Shyamalan is actually a slice of pizza!